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This was an interview conducted by Jeringa with survivors of the Hairy February Massacre of 2006.
Hairy February Massacre, 2006.
Jeringa: Good morning all, I understand that you were survivors of the Hairy February Massacre. Just a clarification for those who weren’t there - what exactly was the HFM?
Survivor 1: It was crazy. They had military-style hair standards. They were checking our hairs as if it really mattered at all to what they wanted - A’s A’s and more A’s.
Survivor 4: Yeah, that’s right, it was crazy. A few people protested, they shaved their hairs to millimetres!
Jeringa: Sorry, you mentioned people almost went skinhead?
Survivor 4: Damn right. I never thought they would protest silently with such acts. But they did. It was shocking, they were just too pissed off with the regime.
Survivor 3: Well, I was one of them who did the silent protest. It was what you would call “viral”. My friend over there (points to Survivor 2) was so angry at the state barber concentration camp and did a few moves on the barber. He was trained in Wing Chun, so the damage was really bad. Then, he proceeded to take the shaver and ran it round his whole head.
Survivor 2: Yeah I did. Under the watch of that guy with a hole in the head. One of the regime’s biggest lackeys. A**hole.
Jeringa: And was there any backlash?
Survivor 2: The dominatrix came in and gave us two whips. Then, in a rage, she said the funniest thing, “you can’t do that!”
Survivor 4: In my mind, I was like, “what the puta are you talking about? You can’t undo what’s been done, b***h.”
Survivor 3: Yeah, and then in the state barber concentration camp, we went to do it in front of her. She was aghast. She was frustrated and promised the worst for all of us who openly protested.
Jeringa: Now that’s interesting. But since your hair couldn’t come back as she would wish, what exactly was “the worst” that she promised?
Survivor 4: Well… let’s not talk about it.
With sad faces, one by one they refused to talk. And after much deliberation, I realised that this interview was over. It was a sad day for these survivors who recalled the Massacre. A sad day for all. Let it never happen again.
